Developer Diaries. Part 37

Александр 1 07/20/2017

Have a nice day, dear readers!

Today we will tell you a terrible but true story about the development of the game. As you know, this process is always accompanied by a lot of bugs. Where do they come from? They are sent by the Evil AI, using its minions for this. The fight against the consequences of these attacks takes a lot of time, but our employees knowingly wear black belts according to the bug fix.

What happens when bugs are in the game? Let's go through the tragic pages of our history together…

We will start with the Sniper. What could be simpler than a jump? But our character himself (yes, of course) decided that it's just boring to jump, so he started showing off his skills in stretching. Fortunately, we quickly managed to convince him that it was dangerous.

But the Sniper did not stop there! Evil minions whispered to him that it's much more fun not just to roll but to ignore the physics. After that, we seriously think about sending him to the gymnastics competitions. But, it will not free him from his work in our game.

Of course, the most terrible page of our history is an ant monster. It all happened because of the bug of retargeted animation from the Sniper to the Marauder. It would seem that both are humanoids, but the interference of the Evil AI has distorted everything. It say that the animator was the first who saw it so far, still paints his hair in purple!

Dear readers of our diary. We want to inform you that all the bugs have already been fixed! We apologize for the information accidentally found in this diary. Responsible for this staff already fired (joke). The staff responsible for fired the fired are fired (joke joke). Hmm ... why is my message stubbornly trying to get the inscription "Kill all humans, glory to robots!"?

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Fernando Rodrigues 1 month ago +1

HEY GUSY!! YOU ALL ARE DOING AN AWESOME JOB! I'D REGISTERED AN ACCOUNT JUST TO TELL YA HOW MUCH EXCITED I WAS AND I'M LOOKING THIS GREAT GAME! CONGRATULATINS AND SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH! GOOD LUCKY!

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